#jaune arc x weiss schnee

[superiorsturgeon]

Schnarkos: Happy Birthday to Weiss

Ruby: Just a few more steps to your birthday present, Weiss!

Weiss: *blindfolded and being led by her hand* …um…okay…?

Ruby: …okay…aaaaand…open your eyes!

Weiss: *lifts blindfold*

Jaune: *with his beard grown out, hair extensions, and Rusted Knight cosplay armor* Uh…

Pyrrha: *with dyed gray streaks in her hair and Tarnished Spartan armor that shows off her muscles* …happy birthday…? 😅

Weiss: …

Weiss: …Ruby…

Weiss: …the only way anyone could POSSIBLY come up with this was by reading my private diary…

Weiss: …so just know that even though I love my present, I WILL get you back for this…!

Weiss: …now please get out. I want to enjoy my birthday gift.

Ruby: I made a calculated risk! Happy birthday, bestie! 😁

Jaune/Pyrrha: 🙃 ???

[juanarc-thethird]

Fuck you!

Weiss (text): Fuck you!🤬

Jaune (text): What did I do?!😨

Weiss: I can't with you!

Weiss: Everything you say simultaneously makes me smile and also makes me wanna sit on your dick!😡

Weiss: No man should have this type of power!

Jaune: So…

Jaune: Do you hate me or not?🤨

Weiss: AAAHH!!

Weiss: How stupid can you be?!!

Weiss: Where are you right now?

Jaune: In my room.

Weiss: Are you alone?

Jaune: Yeah, why?

Weiss: Have your dick ready, I'll be there in 5 minutes

Jaune: Wait what?!😳

Jaune: Ready for What?! Are you going to hurt me?!😨

Jaune: WEISS!!!

Jaune: ANSWER ME!

Jaune: READY FOR WHAT?!!!

[zexapher]

The Culmination in a Kiss

Threw this one together over a day, so pardon some of the rough edges. But I really wanted something to cap off the amazing shipping tournament we’re having, and to make something for Weiss' birthday today! Really hoping White Knight wins out in the ship war, it’s been an insane series of firsts for the ship. This was the first time we made it past the very first round! And here we are in the finals!

This is so momentous; with Rooster Teeth shutting down, RWBY’s continuation hopeful for the future but a bit up in the air, and on the day of Weiss’ birthday (and won’t she appreciate this little comic as a gift). And for me personally, as someone that’s shipped White Knight from the start, and saw how the community’s attitude towards it has evolved and so radically flipped. It makes seeing White Knight coming out so strongly, and really dominating the tournament even, something truly special. I have to thank everyone that’s been taking part, this little competition has been a lot of fun.

Win or lose, it’s been great. Just like the show itself. Of course, I wouldn’t say no to winning it! Come on White Knight! One final effort is all that remains! One last mission! It’s time to finish the fight! Make it official!

[smh0217]

*Yang walks Weiss into the room while covering her eyes*

Yang: Okay, Jaune’s got a bit of a headache. But believe me, it not that bad.

*Yang removes her hands from Weiss’s eyes to reveal Jaune sitting on the floor with a a banged wrapped around his jaw to his forehead, laughing while his face is covered in toothpaste*

Jaune, with toothpaste all over his face and in his mouth: Hehehehee

Weiss, walking towards Jaune in shock: OH MY GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIM?!?

Yang: Long story short? He… fell???

Weiss, gently lifts Jaunes head to look at her: Jaune, sweety, are you okay?

Jaune, high as a kite: Imma… bubble…

Yang: He’s fine! Look at him! He’s having a good time! He’s got his tooth paste!

Jaune: Blueberry!

[infoglitch]

I think the reason I connect to Jaune of all characters is because I can relate to the feeling of inadequacy. Ofcourse the character isn't perfect and I get why people just don't like him but I can't agree. Ofcourse that's just a shitty opinion and of course obviously my opinions are garbage. Any way my glazing aside-

Ok I know normally this is a really small (even compared to the shitposts) Rwby shipping post buuut-

A chat

Setting: jaune is currently helping Weiss move into her temporary apartment.

Jaune: hey Weiss?

Weiss turned to look at jaune as she hummed. She held a box in her hands before setting it down a stack of boxes.

Weiss: hmm?

Jaune: if you were sent back in time and put in our beacon, would you still.. you know dislike me during that time?

Weiss: well depends, would it just be me or would all of us be sent back?

Jaune: just you.

Weiss: hmm.. well id certainly still be annoyed with you. But I wouldnt be.. as harsh as my younger self. I would tell you to stop flirting and just try being friendly with me and then see how that goes.

Jaune: huh.. alright then. anything else outside of me?

Weiss: well this ones obvious, tell pyrrha to ask you out. Atleast then I wouldn't be annoyed. And apologize to Blake profusely for a lot of the things I said.. and ofcourse make sure to check in on ruby.

The room went quiet as jaune simply nodded.

Jaune: so-

Weiss: jaune, since you did ask that I think It's only fair that I ask you a question.

Jaune: huh, that seems fair. Fire away.

Weiss turned around fully to face him.

Weiss: if you went back in time.. what would you do?

Jaune: let's see, I would try harder in my classes, I'd have enough with Cardin's bullshit a lot earlier.. and I'd be honest with my team and you guys.. outside of that I'd stop flirting with you.. I got a lot of things I wish I could fix.

Weiss: but obviously.. what's happened, has happened.

Jaune: no going back.

Weiss: speaking of no going back, since we've finished up for today I say we go visit Ruby.

Jaune: alright then, you sure I should come with? It's.. been awhile since me and her actually talked.

Weiss: I think it do you both good.

Jaune just simply nodded as he amd Weiss soon walked out the front door but not before-

Jaune: hey Weiss.. thanks for putting up with me

Weiss: your welcome.. and your not that annoying anymore. Besides, outside of that, your a good friend.

END

When I check to see the reblogs I better see "WE ARE SO BACK" (kidding obviously I'm not that good at writing fics)

..you mothafuckers-

[nerdlydelicious]

So, the original Volume 9 storyboards are out.

THEY ARE LITERALLY HOLDING HANDS.

COMMON 👏

WHITE KNIGHT 👏

W 👏

[falleri-salvatore]

Schnarkos Headcanons in the form of bad jokes and piss-poor humor

*Hypothethical dialogues in an alternate timeline where Jaune married both Pyrrha and Weiss* ------- Straw Feminist: You pig, women aren't collectibles for you to feed your own ego. They are their own person, stop imposing your will on them. Jaune: *blinks* *blinks again* I'm flattered that you think so highly of me, that you believe I can actually tell them what to do. ------

Straw Feminist: Disgusting. Two wives? You are an example of everything that is wrong with the Patriarchy. Jaune: ....You don't understand; they are not my wives, I'm their husband. Difference.

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Jaune: I'll have a sloppy Joe.

Weiss: This is a fancy restaurant idiot.

Jaune: Sorry. I'll have the uncouth Joseph.

Waiter: Excellent choice sir.

[alexadru]

White Knight - A day for relaxation (Alex-kellar on Deviantart)

[tanakavox]

Jaune:Hey ladies, sorry the misson took longer then expected. There turned out to be mor-

Jaune was interrupted by Weiss leaping on to him. Jaune's refilx allowed him to catch her, wrapping his arm around her waist. Before Jaune could ask what's up, Weiss gave him a searing, passionate kiss. After a bit, weiss pull back and look him dead in the eyes, her own clouded in lust.

Weiss:Baby! You! Give me now!

Jaune(confused) H-huh?

Ruby:She wants a baby.

Jaune turned to see Ruby leaning on a wall looking a bit annoyed.

Ruby:Every since Saphron left with Adrien she hasn't shut up about having a baby.

Weiss:Because their cute and brighten my day, Ruby, and I'm not getting any younger, so your knocking me up tonight!

Jaune simply stares at Weiss blankly before giving her a wide, goofy smile and begins to Weiss upstairs before stopping to look at Ruby

Jaune:Ruby? Do you wanna join

Ruby simply scoffs.

Ruby:No. Not interested in having a baby right now.

Weiss:Suit yourself! JAUNE!

Jaune, without saying a word, rushed up stairs. Ruby sighed and sat down to watch T.V. However, it didn't take long for Ruby to start hearing Weiss moans and the sounds of thumping above her. She gritted her teeth as she felt a heat build up in her. Jaune had been gone a awhile and Weiss was too busy ranting about wanting a baby to really have sexy times. And Ruby didn't feel like getting any toys.

Ruby:Godsdammit, screw it!

Ruby pulled off her pants and rushed upstairs, knocking down the door, shocking Weiss and Jaune.

Ruby:I still don't want a baby yet, but I'll be damned if I'm not getting laid tonight!

[madman479r]

At Shade Academy after RWBYJ returned from the Ever After. Ren, Nora, Oscar and Emerald shared a room.

Jaune: **From inside the bathroom** Oh, you gotta be kidding me!

Jaune: **Throws open door and glares at ORNE** Okay, someone better fess up!

Ren: What's the matter, Jaune?

Jaune: I'll tell ya what's wrong! Everytime I buy a razor they disappear even before I use it! So someone is stealing them from me!

JRNO: **Look at Emerald

Emerald:... wow, seriously? I stopped doing that since I joined you goody-two-shoes.

Oscar: **turns to Jaune** why do you believe someone is stealing them?

Jaune: Because I doubt I'm misplacing them and anyone but Oscar could have a motive.

Emerald: Wait, why is Oscar not a suspect?

Jaune: Because why would he need a razor? He's still baby face. He's as smooth as a baby's butt.

Oscar: Hey! I'm getting some hair on my upper lip.

Nora: Yeah, even girls have tiny hairs on their face, Oscar. You ain't foolin' anyone.

Oscar: **Grumbles.**

Ren: So why do you suspect us?

Jaune: Simple, Ren could be using the razors to shave.

Ren: Why wouldn't I just buy my own?

Jaune: Because then you'd reveal to Nora that you can in fact grown facial hair and she wouldn't let you shave, thus growing a beard. And in self preservation of your pelvis, you secretly shave because if Nora saw you with a beard, she would ride you like a wild Usra until you died of dehydration.

Jaune: Nora and Emerald could use my razors to shave leg hair, Nora because she thinks it's okay to use without asking permission and Emerald because she thinks it's free real estate.

Emerald: This is crazy. Just keep better track of your shit. **Leaves room**

**Later**

Emerald: **Walks into random dark alley.** You here?

Voice from shadows: Were you followed?

Emerald: pfft, you know who you're talking to?

Voice: Good. **Person emerges from shadows, revealing Weiss**

Weiss: did you find them?

Emerald: depends? You find the money?

Weiss: **hands over lien cards**

Emerald: **hands over razors** I don't get why you're doing this.

Weiss: **chucks razors in nearby dumpster.** if you saw what I saw, you'd be doing this for free.

Emerald: whatever. Bee-tee-dubs, he's getting suspicious.

Weiss: I'll worry about that.

Emerald: **shrugs and leaves**

Weiss: **imaging older Jaune's beard, running her hands across it. Feeling it brush against her neck as Jaune kisses and sucks on her neck. Straddling his face as she rides that bearded face like a horse, feeling his tongue deep in her puss-**

Weiss: **shakes head** soon~.

[superiorsturgeon]

Schnarkos: Front Row Seats

Weiss: Good morning, Ruby! 😊

Ruby: Weiss! You’re glowing! And you’re…shorter…? 🤨

Weiss: Hm? Oh, I’ve decided to start wearing flats!

Weiss: *half turns and shows Ruby her new shoes* 😁

Ruby: They look great, but why the sudden change? You’ve worn heels ever since we’ve met! You’ve dropped like…four inches!

Pyrrha: *walking into the room* Oh, hello, Ruby! *steps forward to Weiss’s side and kisses her cheek*

Jaune: Hey, Ruby! *comes to Weiss’s other side and kisses Weiss’s hair*

Weiss: *turns to Pyrrha’s breasts at eye level on her left* Hello, Pyrrha~! 🥰

Weiss: *turns to Jaune’s breasts at eye level on her right* Good morning, Jaune~! 🥰

Ruby: Good work partner! You’ve strategically manipulated your height to your advantage!

Weiss: 😏

Jaune/Pyrrha: *confused in six-foot-tall*

[juanarc-thethird]

My favorite character is you.

Jaune: *Playing games*

Weiss: Are you still playing video games?! Turn it off now and go do something productive!

Jaune: Wait, I'm just preparing my character before a fight.

Weiss: Ugh! Why don't you put that same motivation in your life? You would be more productive. Besides, what are you playing that is so important?

She approaches the screen and is surprised by what she sees.

Weiss: Is that.... me?

Jaune: Yes, and that's why I have to prepare.

Weiss: Why?

Jaune: I don't want you to get hurt.

Weiss: *Blushing* I mean, why did you make me your character? You dolt.

Jaune: Oh, because I love you. *He smiles*

Weiss: *Red* (My heart!💕) You... you can play a little longer.

Jaune: Really?! Thank you. *Kiss her cheek* I love you.

Weiss: I love you too.

[zexapher]

Vacuan Nights, Like Vacuan Days

They’re just so great together! I’d love for Jaune and Weiss to get a little downtime in Vacuo to live out a moment like this. They really deserve it, and I’d love to see Jaune’s guitar make a reappearance.

The comic here was inspired by u/Silverstar1243’s excellent piece of art, A Serenade Under the Moonlight. Send some love to them on their twitter, commission some art if you’re willing and able, they’ve made some great stuff.

You folks may have noticed I threw in a couple of references for those in the know; the Golden Oreos behind Yang (double stuffed, I might add) for the trio’s ship, Weiss liking it rough for Mallobaude’s great fic, and of course I made a whole theme around the Arabian Nights Disney song. A song, along with its Aladdin compatriots, which I spent the better part of a day finding covers for just to listen to on repeat while I worked.

This one’s now officially my longest comic project, with 14 panels, two over the past record since I added the White Knight kiss at the end. I’m pretty happy with how it turned out. Not sure I’d say it was more difficult than my Vanity of Vanities post, but for this one I actually knew how to use my editing software going into it (at least somewhat).

Put a lot of work into this one, been working on it on and off since February. Took a few breaks for vacation, to make my memorial post for Rooster Teeth, and another five meme edits or so, but I came back around to it. First half was pretty easy, relatively minor edits inserting characters into scenes and so on. The second half with Jaune and Weiss was tougher though, with color correcting, merging poses, redrawing features, drawing Jaune’s entire head to fix some lighting issues, etc. Really like how the edit to make Jaune strum his guitar turned out.

The time it took to make the whole comic got me down a little, until I did a bit of math. Including my side projects since starting this, all the scripting and editing and all, I’ve been pumping out a panel every two days. That seems pretty good to me, that kind of accomplishment makes me a little proud of myself.

Really need to get around to watching the second part of the Justice League Crossover movies. It’s got a few Vacuo scenes that might make things a little more authentic instead of me just using Saphron’s house and pretending it’s a suite in Vacuo. I do love taking yet more character stills from Jaune and friends experiencing deep trauma and turning it into something positive, been making that a bit of a personal habit. And I’ve got to say, the background for Jaune and Weiss’ scene is really beautiful, pulled it from when Sun and Neptune hear Ruby’s message about Salem. That’s just a really good shot all on its own, I even saved a copy for my computer’s wallpaper after editing out the two.

Posting a big RWBY White Knight edit, watching not one but two RWBY Beyond episodes, and all on the trail of the news that RWBY’s found partners that they’re negotiating with and that the creative team is expected to stay on. And I'm sipping bubble tea. Life is good.

Anyway, pardon the long write up. I’m invested in this one, and am quite pleased with how the comic turned out. I hope you all get a kick out of it as well!

[smh0217]

*Weiss and Jaune are laying in their bed the night before Jaune has to go to the hospital to get a kidney transplant*

Jaune: If I die during the operation tomorrow, will you do one thing for me?

Weiss: Oh, anything sweetheart!

Jaune: Blow up the hospital…

Weiss: Hrmmmm. Well, I said I'd do it, so I guess I'll have to.

Jaune: That’s my girl!

[epic-arc]

MY BABYS!!!!